Common sense is a flower that doesn`t grow in everyone`s garden.
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(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan...
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They need to invent an alarm clock where if you press snooze more than three times, it automatically calls in sick for you.
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How to sleep faster → Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
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There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
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You will always have trouble if you are mean to those who are good to you.
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First you care. Then you get hurt.
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"NO" is not a negative word. Saying "No" can save you from some of the life`s greatest pains.
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"There are no coincidences... only the illusion of coincidence." ~ V, V for Vendetta (2005)
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