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if you don`t have one you don`t need the other ,,,
-Shohan
We blame society, but we ARE society.
-unknown
There`s no point of having tons of friends who won`t be there when you`re down.
-unknown
One of the most important things I`ve learned in life is to have at least one person with whom you never need to explain yourself.
-unknown
Multi-tasking: Twice the mistakes in half the time.
-unknown
Why Doesn`t Glue Stick To The Inside Of the Bottle?
-unknown
Comedy is a funny way of being serious.
-unknown
nothing`s something >
-Shohan
People ask me why I don`t have any tattoos and I say "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"
-unknown
Bruno Mars says that he knew that she was trouble from the first kiss because she had her eye`s wide open. Doesn`t that mean that he did too?
-Ashley

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