What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe.
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Yesterday, all my problems seemed so far away. Today, you’re here. Coincidence?
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Those who like me, raise your hand and for those who don`t, raise your standards.
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It`s fine if you disagree with me.I can`t force you to be right...
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.
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Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you, this is how they will speak about you to other people
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Don`t call the world dirty just because you forgot to clean your glasses.
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Keep Calm because you`ll never realize how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have left.
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DO NOT text me while you`re driving cause im not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree
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Teacher -What does `COINCIDENCE` mean? Student - Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
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