Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar... It was tense.
-unknown
Facebook Clever statuses
Don`t plan your future with anyone who doesn`t have a future plan for themselves.
-unknown
In business, there are no permanent enemies.
-unknown
When people ask me "Plz" because it`s shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes."
-unknown
If you don`t fight for what you want, don`t cry for what you`ve lost.
-unknown
Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
-unknown
`Bathtub` spelled backwards is `bathtub`. It`s really not, but for a second there you believed me.
-unknown
What`s the formula for holy water? H2OMG!
-Moinul
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are..
-unknown
Don`t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
-unknown