Putting something in a unique place where I won’t lose it is the most common way I lose things.
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If the hardest part of your day is waking up, you’ve either got a really great life, or a really difficult one.
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You aren’t actually afraid of being left alone in your house, or in the forest; You’re afraid that you AREN’T alone.
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I wish I never needed to sleep, but also wish I could sleep for days.
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The next time you think you`re perfect, try walking on water.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything.
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If you ask a girl out on Feb 29, you can save like 75% on anniversary presents in the long run.
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Life is like freemium games: some people have to play the free version, while others can use money to make obstacles disappear.
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Dragons must have a hard time blowing on their soup to cool it down.
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