Bang, bang, bangity, bang. I said a bang, bang, bangity, bang!
-unknown
Facebook Clever statuses
A best friend isn`t someone who`s just always there for you. It`s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
-unknown
Today I will do what others won`t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can`t.
-unknown
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
-unknown
- HOW TO MAKE MODERN DAY MOVIE -
step1: make a movie with sad story happy ending and put it in theaters
step2: wait 5 years put it in theaters again, but in 3D
step3: make a part 2 , that doesn`t have to do anything with first movie
...... And repeat
step1: make a movie with sad story happy ending and put it in theaters
step2: wait 5 years put it in theaters again, but in 3D
step3: make a part 2 , that doesn`t have to do anything with first movie
...... And repeat
-Edgar
Me: Earth rotates at 3,500mph, revolves at 67,000mph and chases the Sun at 250,000mph...
Cop: So?
Me: You asked how fast I was going.
Cop: So?
Me: You asked how fast I was going.
-unknown
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
-unknown
Believe you can and you`re halfway there.
-unknown
If Bill Gates drops five $100 bills, it`s literally not worth his time to pick it up.
-unknown
Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
-unknown