If time is money, are ATM`s time machines?
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Facebook Clever statuses
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
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Happiness will never come to those who don`t appreciate what they already have.
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vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions
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When some things go wrong, take a moment to be thankful for the things that are still going right.
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"Can I ask you something?" "You`re already asking."
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You know you`re a 90`s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says so.
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You never really know someone until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.
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"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you`ll end up working for one." - Bill Gates
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Oxygen and Magnesium together!? OMg!
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