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The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.
-Pace
Opposite Day: "It is opposite day today." Therefore it is not opposite day, but if you say
it is a normal day it would be considered a
normal day.
-Pace
My laziness is just like the number 8. It lays down and becomes Infinite
-unknown
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
-unknown
People will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.
-unknown
There`s no "RAINBOW" without "RAIN".
-unknown
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb.
-unknown
Something I learned about people.. If they do it once, they`ll do it again.
-unknown
“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” — John Lennon
-unknown
Judging a person does not define who they are, it defines who you are.
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