There are two types of people in this world. People that pee in the shower, and L.I.A.R.S.
-unknown
Facebook Clever statuses
Isn`t it ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom - Until they`re flashing behind you.
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$19.99 because 20$ is way to high of a price.
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Being high is a false sense of euphoria, and is a true sense of paranoia.
-Jay
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I`m better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
-Dorian
Want to feel rich? Count the things you have that money can`t buy.
-unknown
Care less, and you won`t be so stressed.
-unknown
Do it now. Sometimes "later" becomes never.
-unknown
Don`t look back when you know you shouldn`t.
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My degree of sarcasm is directly proportional to your degree of stupidity.
-unknown