An "ex" is like jail, if you keep going back there`s something you haven`t learned.
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Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange.
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Three solutions to every problem: Accept it, change it leave it. If you can`t accept it, change it. If you can`t change it, leave it.
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Every exit is an entry somewhere else. -Tom Stoppard
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Put your future in good hands - your own.
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You don`t make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice.
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When people ask me "Plz" because it`s shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it`s shorter than "Yes."
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How to navigate thru a large crowd: Put pennies in a can & shake it, asking people to donate. Everyone will move to avoid you.
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Caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad you, sugar is bad for you. But don`t worry, because worrying is bad for you too.
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If a police officer says anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence.Ur answer should always be,please don`t hit me again officer.
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