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When James Bond is out of his home country of England, is he known as +44 07?
-unknown
There`s a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.
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I wish common sense was more common.
-unknown
Appreciate what you have, before time teaches you to appreciate what you had.
-unknown
Humans: Can`t find a small plane on a small planet, but search for life on other planets.
-Dorian
Nobody likes surveys. I don`t know how I know that.
-unknown
If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything.
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Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
-unknown
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
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I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
-unknown

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