Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. This is probably how they will speak about you to other people.
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Facebook Clever statuses
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
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Waitress: What do you want to drink?
Me: I`ll have some frozen water and melted ice.
Me: I`ll have some frozen water and melted ice.
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Hey girl, what’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn`t do than by the ones you did do.
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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
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Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness enables them to find the easiest and quickest ways to get things done.
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There are two ways of being rich: One is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
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Too many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person.
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