Facebook Clever statuses

Surround yourself with positive people.
-unknown
Never judge someone without knowing the whole story. You may think you understand, but you don`t.
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Life doesn`t get easier, you just get stronger.
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Why is a building called a building when its already been built
-James
me: i`m so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
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my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things

me: yes but today is not that day
-unknown
Tony Stark is an atheist, yet one of his friends is literally a god.
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Dig the well before you are thirsty.
-unknown
Your age is just the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the center of the solar system.
-unknown
Dating is putting on fancy clothes so hopefully you can take them off later.
-unknown

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