If you think nobody cares if you`re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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I am always right even when I am right about being wrong.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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You can found almost anything, if you look hard enough.
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Something I learned about people.. If they do it once, they`ll do it again.
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Psychology says: You don`t really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.
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What if 11:11 actually works but there`s one person in this world that`s wishing for everyone`s wishes to not come true!
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If you want someones number at a party, take a picture with them and ask them to send it to you.
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I broke up with my gym we were just not working out
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I am constantly putting things where they don`t belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people
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