Brotip #207: there isn`t an argument that can`t be won with a well-timed "cool story, bro."
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Work like you don`t need money, love like you`ve never been hurt, and dance like no one`s watching.
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Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.
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sometimes I use big words that I don`t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis
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When you`re wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.
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Do you know what`s not right? Left.
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How did i get out of Iraq? Iran.
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Be pleasant until ten o`clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
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Don`t expect anyone to understand your journey, especially if they`ve never walked your path.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common; they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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