You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!
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Facebook Clever statuses
I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I`m SORRY, but I`ve moved on.
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They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their minds.
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
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It`s better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not.
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good news: everything is temporary
bad news: everything is temporary
bad news: everything is temporary
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Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.
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We all live under the same sky, but we don`t all have the same horizon.
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“if someone shows you their true colors, don`t try to repaint them”
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Brotip #200: plan ahead. arks are way easier to build before it floods than during.
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