Facebook Clever statuses
Me: "Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"
Woman: "Thanks, she`s 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"
Me: "Sure, it`s 972 minutes past midnight."
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“Even when life turns out different than what you planned, it’s always better to try and fail than to wonder what could have been.”
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I hate it when I`m doing push-ups and I lose count after 1000.
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Success is 10% hard work and 90% passion, if you do what you are passionate about then you are successful, passion is following your dream.
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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
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Never give up on your dreams! Keep sleeping.
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You can`t learn from a lesson, if you don`t make the mistake.
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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The person you took for granted today, may turn out to be the person you need tomorrow.
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