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That awkward moment when you`re looking for your phone and it`s in your hand.
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That awkward moment when you try to start a slow clap, and nobody joins in.
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That awkward moment when you hear something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you`re fine.
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That awkward moment when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of Australia.
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That awkward moment when Facebook reminds you about your own birthday.
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That awkward moment when you catch a glimpse of yourself laughing and realize you resemble a seal on drugs.
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That awkward moment when when someone who has hated you forever is suddenly nice to you, and you don`t know how to react.
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That awkward moment when you`re minding your own business making a milkshake, and suddenly all the boys show up in your yard.
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That awkward moment when you`re typing without looking at the screen, then you look up and find out you haven`t typed a thing.
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That awkward moment when you`re sitting in a theater about to see a movie & BAM, a human giraffe sits in front of you.
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