is throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the f-ck up.
-unknown
Facebook Is statuses
is Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open.
-unknown
is updating his status to let u know that his status is that he has no status
-Jack
is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
-Vishal
is going through funny facebook statuses thinking.."damn i must be stupid"
-Keotiut
Is trying to find the Like Me button
-Lauren
is Making faces at a stranger`s baby When their parents aren`t looking.
-unknown
is Trying to read what the doctor wrote on your prescription.. "Is this English?"
-unknown
is Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the beeping noise.
-unknown
is Sitting at a movie theater & saying "I wanna see that!" to every trailer.
-unknown