Facebook Is statuses
Lkie fi yuo raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore jsut taht Asoemwe.
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is 50 percent single
-Chandra Bhushan
is Spending more time formatting a document than actually working on it...
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is Running up the stairs like a gorilla because it`s easier that way.
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is "YES MOM, I DID WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO!" *quietly does it before she finds out you didn`t*
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is Genius by birth, but lazy by choice.
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is Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...
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is LIKE and to see what happens! ██████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████
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is Seeing a relationship status and thinking: "Ehhhh, I`ll give it a week."
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is convinced this person has a split personality. Approach with caution! http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
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