is thinking ... Why are books not waterproof? I wanna read in the shower.
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is Getting mad because my celebrity crush is cheating on me. :)
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is cursed with expensive taste and a low budget.
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is about to rewrite history. History.
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Is constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick.
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is Waving hi to security cameras.
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is Me: I`m just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Me: Wakes up February 5th, 2096.
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is Talking on the phone and make a tour of the house.
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is Sitting at a movie theater and saying "I wanna see that!" to every trailer.
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is Trying to delete useless characters in a tweet to make it under the 140 limit.
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