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is Smiling ... It`s the second best thing I can do with my lips.
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is Talking on the phone and make a tour of the house.
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Smiling at old people to show them you`re not a teenage thug.
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Is simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet.
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is Pretending to "never get the text" from someone who annoys you
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is Talking to a baby in his language to tease him.
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is Making up a whole story in his head, and hoping one day it will actually happen.
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is really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care.
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is Meowing at cats until they meow back.
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is Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them.
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