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					 is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?					
					
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					 is a lover not a fighter, but he`s also a fighter so don`t get any ideas.					
					
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					 is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were...					
					
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					 is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.					
					
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					 is SO COOL that he can`t be killed by bullets because they`re afraid.					
					
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					 is SO COOL that he wasn`t born, he was unleashed.					
					
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					 is SO COOL he can`t drink soda because the can will explode!					
					
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