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is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?
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is a lover not a fighter, but he`s also a fighter so don`t get any ideas.
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is the guy that Chuck Norris wishes he were...
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is the guy who put the hole in the ozone layer.
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is SO COOL that he can`t be killed by bullets because they`re afraid.
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is SO COOL that he wasn`t born, he was unleashed.
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is SO COOL he can`t drink soda because the can will explode!
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