Facebook Is statuses

is so lazy today that I cant even finish a
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Making up random songs about what you`re doing.
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I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid .
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Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
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is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
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is so clever that sometimes he doesn`t understand a single word of what he is saying
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is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.
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is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
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is reading his friends` statuses and adding `in bed` to the end of each one.
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is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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