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					 is so lazy today that I cant even finish a 					
					
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					 Making up random songs about what you`re doing. 					
					
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					 I play with my phone when I`m waiting for someone so I don`t look stupid .					
					
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					 Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????					
					
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					 is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..					
					
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					 is so clever that sometimes he doesn`t understand a single word of what he is saying					
					
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					 is thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.					
					
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					 is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?					
					
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					 is reading his friends` statuses and adding `in bed` to the end of each one.					
					
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					 is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.					
					
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