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You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
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this is so cheesy but I think you`re the gratest
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Every day, make an effort to talk to at least three members of the opposite sex. You`ll be shocked at how much more proficient you`ll become
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are you into amphibians because I toadally think we should hook up
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I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it. #pickuplines
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You`re sooo Sweeet. Definition: Friendzoned.
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do you have a pencil? cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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Are you the moon? Because even when it`s dark you still seem to shine.
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You`re like pizza. Even when you`re bad, you`re good
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Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
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