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do you like science because i`ve got my ion you
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is your name joey chandler ross rachel monica or phoebe because let`s be more than FRIENDS
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Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
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Yes, I`m thinking about you right now.
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valentine’s day is today so if you are secretly in love with me i suggest you reveal it now
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I`m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn`t need to figure out Y.
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being in the friendzone is like an employer turning you down for a job then calls you to constantly complain about the person they hired smh
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Are you the moon? Because even when it`s dark you still seem to shine.
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If I text you all day then you must be doing something right.
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Yeah i want you, but I`m not going to chase you.
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