Facebook Pickup facebook statuses

Were you arrested earlier? It`s gotta be illegal to look that good.
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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Damn Sugar slow down! I’m diabetic!
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I will keep my status single and free until someone proves to me that he/she deserves to be my one and only.
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I got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you`d be guilty as charged!
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did you have a New Years resolution? because I`m looking at mine right now
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Be unique and different. Say yes.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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How to pick up girls: Keep your back straight and lift with your legs.
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