I am a kisser... I love to kiss
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Facebook Pickup facebook statuses
That`s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?
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Are you a cupcake? (No....why...?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
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Boy: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here"
Girl: "What`s up sexy?"
Boy: "Oh nothing much, you?"
Girl: "What`s up sexy?"
Boy: "Oh nothing much, you?"
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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Hey baby, you better call the ambulance, cause I`ve fallen for you and can`t get up
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You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
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Are you Vietnamese? Cause I`m falling pho you.
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You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
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Your beauty blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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