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Wanted: Friend with benefits. Benefits are as follows: HONEST, LOYAL, MATURE. . . p.s. HELPS IF YOU`RE HOT.

met a beautiful girl at the bar and asked if I could buy her a drink. "I have a boyfriend." She answered. Without skipping a beat I said, "I have a goldfish." Confused, she said, "What?"...To which I replied, "Sorry. I thought we were talking about shit that doesn`t matter"

Every single female thinks she can change a player, but the truth is, it`s not the player that needs to change, it`s the women. Because every player is on a mission to find that one girl that makes him lose his desire to play.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again??? :)

I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities.