Like this status if you think I’m cute. Comment if we have had good memories together. Poke me if you’ve ever wanted to date me.
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Facebook Pickup facebook statuses
Is the one thing women love more than a sale!
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Girls are like potatoe chips, you cant just have one.
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I gave the waitress a napkin with my phone number in Roman numerals.
If she can decipher it, she deserves it. :)
If she can decipher it, she deserves it. :)
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Hi, I`m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
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I`m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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is single...and you`re going to have to be freakin` awesome to change that!!
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Hey Baby, You Wanna Come Over To Myspace & Twitter My Yahoo Till I Google All Over Your Facebook?
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