do you like mexican because I`ll wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito
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Facebook Pickup facebook statuses
Hey baby, I`m like American Express, you don`t want to leave home without me
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I`m the only one talking to you
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You must be from Pearl Harbor because you`re the bomb.
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One smile can`t change the world, but your smile changes mine.
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All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
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"I have a boyfriend."
“I have a math test.”
"What?"
“Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on.”
“I have a math test.”
"What?"
“Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on.”
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If you were a vegetable you`d be a cute-cumber.
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She said, "you`re crazy",
I said, "only for you, baby".
I said, "only for you, baby".
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