Facebook Pickup facebook statuses

Status: Single? No. In a relationship? No. Waiting for something that most likely won`t happen? Yes.
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Four main reasons a girl will stop texting you: 1. You got her mad 2. You got boring 3. She fell asleep 4. You said the letter `K`
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I’m not shy. I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I won’t intimidate you.
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I don`t play hard to get. I am hard to get
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Comment this on a girl/boy you like picture "hgjfkdjfg, oh sorry about that, my jaw dropped on the keyboard" gets em every time. ;)
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``It`s hot in here!" "Sorry, Should I leave?!"
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Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try.
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You`re too gorgeous to be single." "And you’re too ugly to be flirting with me.
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Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)
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