"Are You Single?" "No, I`m Plural." "No, I mean, are you free this friday?" "No, I`m expensive!"
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I`m sorry, but unlike you, I`m not the doorknob, where everyone gets a turn. Im more of a casino, where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.
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Just so you know, I`m single
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You`re hot, therefore I shall stare.
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Love me or hate me. Either way im still on your mind ;)
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I heard you`re a player. Nice to meet you. I`m the coach.
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You see my friend over? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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So I heard you like water. That`s good, because you already like 60% of me.
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I heard you`re a player. Nice to meet you. I`m the coach.
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Can l borrow a kiss? I promise I`ll give it back.
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