Facebook Pickup facebook statuses

I like you . You like me . And we`re not dating because . . .
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Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I wanna make sure that I will remember you in my dreams.
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FACT: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Ummm, wanna work out?
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Yes, I`m single... and you`re gonna have to be pretty damn amazing to change that.
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Will you be mine ?
Blink for yes , lick your elbow for no ! (:
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I`m glad I met you. Now do me a favor and stay.
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I feel bad for everyone who isn`t dating me.
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Are you related to yoda? because yodalicious
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I`m in my bed, you`re in yours. One of us is OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place.
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I don`t play "Hard To Get" , I play "Never Going To Happen"
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