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Are you Yoda? `Cause yodalicious
-Jordan
Are you a ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
-Nadine
Boy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:No!
Boy:Did you hear what I said?
Girl:Yea.
Boy:What did I say?
Girl:Will you go out with me?
Boy:Yes!!
-Moinul
Kiss me if I`m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
-unknown
I’m not flirting .. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive..
-unknown
Stop playing hard to get, you`re already hard to want.
-unknown
I feel bad for everyone who isn`t dating me .
-unknown
Don`t talk to me that way! I might fall in love.
-unknown
Let`s flip a coin - if heads you are mine, if tails I`m yours :)
-unknown
Maybe I`m too late to be your first. But right now, I`m preparing myself to be your last.
-unknown

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