Dating Advice: Date me.
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Facebook Pickup facebook statuses
My current status: Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one.
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"Hey girl, feel my sweater.. you know what it`s made of?" `boyfriend material`”
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I remember all 21 letters of the alphabet. Oh wait, I keep forgetting U R A Q T.
-Kuel
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don`t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
-Kuel
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
-Kuel
Just because you`re attractive doesn`t mean you`re my type.
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Single ( ) Taken ( ) Who cares I`m awesome (x)
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Valentine’s day is in 3 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
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I`m not shy, I`m holding back my awesomeness, so I don`t intimidate you....
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