Facebook Pickup facebook statuses

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
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do you eat fruit? because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?!
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Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you`re da bomb.
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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
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ex: i still love you

me: i don`t blame you
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You`re a piece of eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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did you just watch Star Wars because Yoda one for me.
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What`s on the menu? Me-n-U
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