Was your father a thief? `Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Facebook Pickup facebook statuses
Knock knock. Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me.
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Damn if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
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You better have a license, cus you’re driving me crazy.
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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn`t ask you how you looked!
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"Would you like some company?" is the ultimate pickup line for either gender
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copy: you
paste: my bed ;)
paste: my bed ;)
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On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can`t hold on... I`ve already fallen for you."
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can`t hold on... I`ve already fallen for you."
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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
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