You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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When God made you, he was showing off.
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You make me wish I weren`t gay!
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Hello, I`m a thief, and I`m here to steal your heart.
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
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Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I`d call when I found someone better.
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You forgot my name? That’s okay, you can call me yours.
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My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
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You must be the square root of -1, because you can`t be real.
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I want you to miss me when I am not around..
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