Facebook Pickup facebook statuses

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
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Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
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Are you a cougar? …do you want to be?
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You can fall off a building, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
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Would you like a map? I wouldn’t want you to get lost on your way to me.
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Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
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It’s impossible to spell “pick up” without “u.”
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Call me Ariel, because I want to be a part of your world.
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Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you`re the bomb.
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