There’s side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
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If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.
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if I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I`d have exactly one cent... cause you never leave my mind.
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Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
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I must be a snowflake, because I`ve fallen for you.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn`t have your number in it.
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There isn`t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you`d be what they call FINE PRINT!
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