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are you a cat because you`re purrrfect
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is your name ochoa because you`re a keeper
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Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.
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Let`s be nothing because nothing lasts forever.
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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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Damn baby, are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
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how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself then say "I would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces"
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You know what I want? Read the first word again.
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Here I am Sitting across you Our eyes caught for a second Neither of us said anything & I’ll probably regret this Regret not talking to you
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I sent your selfies to NASA because you`re a Star
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