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Reasons why I stop replying:
1) I`m busy
2) You`re boring
3) I`m on twitter
4) You replied with one word
5) I`m in bad mood 6) I`m eating
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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny
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If your Facebook page contains 50 or more photos of yourself, you`re not allowed to call yourself ugly.
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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
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Speak when you are very angry, and you`ll make the best speech you`ll ever regret.
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One fake friend is worth a thousand enemies
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*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
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Gossip Girl taught me two things: 1. Always dress to kill 2. Don`t settle for anyone less than Chuck Bass
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*lies awake at night wondering why I`m not cute*
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marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
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