I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse you it’s not your birthday so take a step back
-unknown
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95% of the time "I don`t know" is just an excuse given by someone who is avoiding the truth
-unknown
My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing
-unknown
If you`re single:
1. You`re either talking to someone
2. Stuck on an ex
3. Chasing someone who`s taken
4. Ignoring someone who wants you
1. You`re either talking to someone
2. Stuck on an ex
3. Chasing someone who`s taken
4. Ignoring someone who wants you
-unknown
Don`t ever be a victim of your own life. Don`t come to me with "I can`t do it because of something/someone" bullshit. You are in charge.
-Dorian
Mosquitos are just vampire flies.
-unknown
One pillow for under the head and one pillow for hugging that’s how it goes.
-unknown
Apologies are getting way too overused, sorry has no meaning nowadays
-unknown
Dear bed,
I know I left you this morning, but I love you. Will you take me back?
Sincerely,
A Sleepy Me.
I know I left you this morning, but I love you. Will you take me back?
Sincerely,
A Sleepy Me.
-unknown
Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can`t find them.
-unknown