i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
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Am I the only one who uses their foot to flush the toilet in public rest room?
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I`ve forgotten what it`s like to have a normal sleeping pattern..
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That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream.
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we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently
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Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote i do not understand the correlation
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Stop trying to make this a competition honey, cause I`ve already won...oh and by the way, how does that bench on the sidelines feel?
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come here, honey, let me get that. You still have a little bullshit running down the sides of your mouth
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needs an "out of order" sign today :( <3
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I`m sorry hun, but;my back isn`t a voice mail. Say it to my face. :)
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