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I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
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When your best friend 3,000 miles away is in a hot tub with a legit celeb and I`m just in my undiz wishing more than one cat was cuddling.
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My milkshake brings all the emotionally dysfunctional, selfish, alcoholics to the yard
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I’d like to thank fergie for teaching how to spell glamorous and gwen stefani for teaching me how to spell bananas.
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I procrastinate so much I even procrastinate going to sleep
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I think we`re too focused on people`s feed & proving them wrong!
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The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
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The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
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I love proving people wrong.
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Colleges want to "go green" so they ban plastic in vending machines But if you ban all plastics, it`d get rid of most sorority girls
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