Just know, while you`re telling that awesome story, everyone else is waiting for you to shut up so they can tell a better one.
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I keep a baseball bat under the bed, just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me.
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My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have the best time together.
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do you ever just get viciously jealous about people like no that’s my friend mine
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You can`t expect me to be fine, I don`t expect you to care.
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The hardest part of leaving is remembering what you left behind
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I salute those people who smile despite all of their problems.
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Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”
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Have you ever missed someone so much that strangers started to look like them?
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Sometimes, it`s good to pretend that we don`t care
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