When your pet falls asleep on u and u don`t want to wake it so u just sit there until you die of natural causes
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If ‘The Answer’ is 42 and the weight of a soul is 21 grams, maybe the meaning of life is to find a soulmate?!
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Every time you get dressed remember that if you die, that’s going to be your ghost outfit forever.
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when you see something u didn`t wanna see but its your own fault because you are lurking
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when your boo is busy but you want all their attention but you slowly understand so u just have to wait
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when the "so how old are you?" question comes out and you already know you`re gonna disappoint bc you a baby
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You have to realize that there are limits to being nice, just be aware of when people are taking advantage of you..
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looking at my life and realizing it`s time for a change. It`s never too late to revamp yourself & life style
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Albert Einstein is probably one of the few people to have heard the phrase “Nice going, Einstein” spoken in a non-sarcastic tone.
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I wonder how many people out there would be the best in the world at something they’ve never thought of trying.
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