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DO YOU EVER LOSE YOUR CHILL FOR LIKE .3 SECONDS AND REALLY WANNA TWEET SOMETHING BUT THEN YOU`RE LIKE "NAH LET ME NOT"

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

I can`t figure out if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.

Mum: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL
Me: Why is that funny?
Mum: It`s not funny what do you mean?
Me: Mum LOL means laughing out loud!
Mum: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.

Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?

Do you ever look in the mirror and it just ruins your whole day?

Me watching Titanic: Maybe it won`t hit the iceberg this time.

you don`t realize how ugly you are until you`re snapchatting someone hot and you`re trying to take a decent selfie to send

Surround yourself with people who believe in you, encourage you and help you exceed your dreams.

Been running for the past hour; dunno why, I just saw 5 guys running & I took off. Hope they catch up & tell me why... Being black is tough.