i feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me like damn right they do, im a delight
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when your mom keeps talking after you said "ok"
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you don`t realize how ugly you are until you`re snapchatting someone hot and you`re trying to take a decent selfie to send
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do u ever just wanna meet the opposite sex version of u?
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When you realize you`ve left your phone at home...
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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quickly reminds me to chill out.
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I have expensive taste for someone with only $4
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Sometimes, the person you really need is the one you didn`t think you wanted.
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You know someone is one of your best friends when you have multiple group chats and they`re in all of them.
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the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
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